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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Are you rollin in the eaves
    Havin a lovely time?
    Are you cuttin up the cheese
    Have you had enough of mine?

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the yearsStowin' away the timeAre you gatherin' up the tearsHave you had enough of mine



    The story:

    I was riding in the car with my dad, happily singing along, and suddenly he goes, "That's not what it says."
    I'd only ever heard the song twice at that point, and it would get stuck in my head, but I didn't know all of it. I made up lyrics that fit in the spot, decided they sounded right, and kept them that way.

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