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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Are you reeling in the yeast?Stowing away the time?Are you gathering up the cheese?Have you had enough of mine?

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Real Lyric: I'm not sure, but I know they aren't what I think they are.

    The story:

    I'm still waiting. I know I'm wrong, but I haven't had a chance to slap my forehead in that "Of COURSE! Of COURSE that's what it is! I'm so STUPID!" moment yet.

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    so look em up...on this thing called Google.

    hg3300 Oct 08, 2010 12:09 am