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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Anticipation, Anticipa-yay-tion
    is makin' me way,
    it's keepin' me Yay, Yay, Yay, Yay, Ethan!!

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Song: Anticipation
    Real Lyric: Anticipation, Anticipationis makin' me wait,is keepin' me wai-ai-ai-ai-aitin'

    The story:

    When I was about 4 our family road-tripped it cross-country, and we had this song on tape. Yes tape. And when the refrain would come around, since my name happens to be Ethan, my two sisters always teased me and sang this to my face and I would get incredibly embarrassed by my own name. For years after that I was entirely convinced that she was saying Yay Yay Ethan! on her song, and I had now idea why Carly Simon was picking on me.

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