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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Anne Marie's an elephant
    She was singing in the band
    She made it laugh but it don't laugh at all
    ...doo do do do.

    Real Lyric: Tamborines and elephants Are playing in the bandWon't you take a ride on the flying spoon?...doo do do do.

    The story:

    I still haven't found out the lyrics, but I can tell you that every time I heard "Anne Marie's an elephant" and was with my friends, I wanted to crawl under a rock and die. You see, I felt I was fatter than my friends (even though I was only 115 pounds) and that they would laugh when they heard "Anne Marie's an elephant". They didn't, because I don't think they figured out what that toothless bastard in CCR was singing either!

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