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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Real Lyric: And he walks with me, and he talks with me, and he tells me I am his own.Note: this is from the gospel hymn, "In the Garden," which begins with "I come to the garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses..." I could send you an mp3 file containing the lyrics in first sentence above, if you'd like.

    The story:

    Well, it's pretty embarrassing to find out you were wrong to tell
    dozens of people that Elvis Presley had a boyfriend named Andy.

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