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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Andale, andale mami, e.i., e.i., uh-ohhhhh, where's
    papa tonight?

    Artist: Nelly
    Song: E.I.
    Real Lyric: Andale, andale mami, e.i., e.i., uh-ohhhhh, what's poppin' tonight?

    The story:

    I'm actually still not 100% sure I'm wrong (but I
    began to question whether I was hearing it right
    very early on; this isn't a case of "gotcha!").

    The lyrics sites on the Web give different
    translations for the "poppin'" line, so I **sume
    it's not a settled matter. Nevertheless, there's
    good reason to think that my version is off-base:

    "Papa" fits perfectly with the "mami" (mommy,
    mama) in the preceding phrase; it's only when you
    consider how (on the one hand) hilarious it is,
    and (on the other) degrading and insulting to
    black folks it is, that you begin to suspect that
    "uh-ohhhhh, where's papa tonight" is probably not
    what Nelly had in mind.

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