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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And you play your card, but it's kind of cute


    And you pull your coat, but it's kind of cute

    Artist: Michael Buble
    Song: Everything
    Real Lyric: And you play it coy, but it's kind of cute

    The story:

    I've fluctuated between these two lines depending on how loud the music is. The line "and you play your card, but it's kind of cute" seemed to make some sense--like "if you play your cards right..."The pull your coat thing, well, that just sounds pretty dumb--especially now that I know what real lyrics are. Last night my wife and I were singing this song together and it was apparent we both didn't know this line. So, today I checked it, and sure enough I was dead wrong in both cases.

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