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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And you died and you cried and you lied and you fried 'cause you spied on me
    You're the one that I need and the one that I peed on, oh yeah!

    Real Lyric: 'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, And every time you speak her nameDoes she know how you told me you'd hold meUntil you died, til you diedBut you're still alive



    The story:

    Not necessarily misheard, but my younger brother couldn't remember the lyrics to this so he just started making them up. This is what he came up with.

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