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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And you can dance, for respiration

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: And you can dance, for inspiration

    The story:

    My friend Kari said, "WHAT did you say?!?" and then laughed her *$$ off! I was so embarrased! I thought Madonna was dancing to improve her health... oh well!

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    As a kid, I thought it was "for perspiration." I mean, I dance, I sweat, why not sing about it? LOL

    dzjay1 Feb 07, 2015 12:04 pm