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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And you better believe
    The "Southern Dillon" had a story
    When big Jim hit the floor

    Artist: Jim Croce
    Real Lyric: And you better believe They sung a different kind of storyWhen big Jim hit the floor

    The story:

    I always thought that when Big Jim finally met his comeuppance that it must have been a really big news story, so big that even the local newspaper carried it.

    Of course, I'd never heard of a newspaper called "Southern Dillon", but what do I know? So I decided to look up the actual lyrics on the web to find out the "real name" of that newspaper!

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