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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "and who can say when the day sleeps, and the
    nineteen four-year-olds... nineteen four-year-

    Artist: Enya
    Song: Only Time
    Real Lyric: "and who can say when the day sleeps, if the night keeps all your heart... night keeps all your heart..."

    The story:

    I was singing it in the shower with my mom in the
    next room the week I was taking vacation Bible
    school, and heard this lyric as I was hopping out
    of the shower. I stuck my head in my mom's room
    and said "Did she just say NINETEEN four-year-
    olds?? What kind of horrible song is this??" and
    she just laughed, because she didn't know what the
    lyric was either! So now I always just imagine
    this is a song about an overwhelmed preschool
    teacher... especially since Enya CDs used to be
    played in the daycare where I worked during

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