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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And when you're not your with, someone stealing wires from a clothespin, wires from a clothespin, and...

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: And when you're not you're withSome underworld spy or the wife of a close friendWife of a close friend, and...

    The story:

    I was working late doing some filing for a friend, helping her catch up on some work. We were all very tired, so we put on the radio and were singing along, dancing. Of course, these words come flying out of my mouth like I think they are supposed to, everyone stops, looks at me, wondering what in the world I had just said. All these years, and me without a clue. We laughed so hard we had tears streaming down our faces. It still cracks me up to tell the story.

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