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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "And when Santa gets his gas, man just watch your

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Real Lyric: "And when Santa hits the gas, man just watch her peel"

    The story:

    I was 8-9 years old and a huge fan of Ren and
    Stimpy. I heard the word "gas" in this song and I
    instantly honed in on it....and I swear it sounded
    like Santa was getting a bad case of the farts.

    "Watch your appeal"....if you're naughty then Santa
    would not only not bring you a present, he'd also
    fart on you.

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