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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And when it hasn't been your day, we come up and poop in your ear...

    Artist: Rembrandts
    Real Lyric: And when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year...

    The story:

    I actually heard Rembrants in an interview on tv, and they were singing the song, and I realized what the right lyrics were. I had been hearing it wrong since the show Friends first started. I knew the lyrics weren't right, but I didn't know what the right ones were, so I was lazy and just sang mine rather than looking them up.

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