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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

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    And when I lie on my girl at night, I dream I could flex like David Watts.

    Artist: Kinks
    Song: David Watts
    Real Lyric: And when I lie on my pillow at night, I dream I could fight like David Watts.



    The story:

    I'm part of a Kinks digest, where hundreds of Kinks fans discuss the Kinks, analyze songs, post Kinks news, etc. We were discussing lyrics, and I admitted how I had heard the song for years. No one else heard it that way, and what's embarrassing is that, when I listen to it, I still sing it with the lyrics as I thought they were.

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    I do, too. I guess my version would have been considered inappropriate back when the song came out, but the Kinks were a pretty cutting-edge group.

    KinksRock Aug 24, 2009 9:21 am


    lol i like those lyrics better :o)

    starlight Aug 24, 2009 9:09 am