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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And the last train out of Sydney's almost gone....

    Artist: Cold Chisel
    Song: Khe Sanh
    Real Lyric: And the last plane out of Sydney's almost goneIt's only seven flying hours and I'll be landing in Hong Kong

    The story:

    I figured it out fairly early, but tens of thousands of Cold
    Chisel fans still get it wrong. In Australia this song is an
    anthem, yet still the fans sing the wrong words - or
    words ie. how can you catch a train from Sydney to
    Hong Kong?. Jimmy Barnes ( lead singer) once told
    me, "Ive been out front of ten thousand fans singing
    along and I just want to stop the song and say, Hey its
    been twenty f**kin' years ... for christ's sake its the "last
    plane", not the "last train." Personally I blame Hank
    Williams and Boyce & Hart's "Last Train to Clarkesville"

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