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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And the band started leaving, 'cause they all started bleeding

    Artist: Sweet
    Real Lyric: And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing

    The story:

    At the End-Of-The-Year party at school, we were playing Rock Band, I made the mistake of being the singer and choosing this song. I sang it with eyes closed, because I was pretty confident I knew the real lyrics...only to open my eyes and discover all my classmates looking at me weird. I always did think that that must have been one heck of a ballroom blitz to make even the band start bleeding!

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