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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And she has fun, fun, fun, now that Daddy took the T-Bird away

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun til her Daddy takes the T-Bird away

    The story:

    I heard this on some cruise ship commercial when I was young enough to have to ask what a T-Bird was. When my dad explained that it was a car, I just took it as it was more fun to be on a cruise than driving in a car. Only years later when my Beach Boys-obsessed friend was singing it around me did I realize that A) The song had not been made up specifically for the commercial, and B) I had the wrong lyrics. Oops!

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