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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And rest
    Clear your conscience
    Clear your thoughts
    with spitshine
    In your brain

    Artist: Jimmy Eat World
    Song: Bleed American
    Real Lyric: And restClean your consciousClear your thoughtsWith speysideWith your grain

    The story:

    I was emailing my friend as I listened to the song, and I included what I thought to be the lyrics, because it really is quite a catchy song. She emailed me back saying "what exactly are you smoking?" I promptly looked up the REAL lyrics and wrote a sheeping reply. But honestly, what IS speyside anyway?!?

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/17/2003 10:23 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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