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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And Moby, you can get stoned by O.b.

    (O.b. meaning the tampong)

    Artist: Eminem
    Song: Without Me
    Real Lyric: And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie.
    The story:

    I was so proud of myself, I had finally figured some lyrics out in English and that was even a rap song!
    I went up to my boyfriend and his friends (who always listen to him) and started telling them what a good sense of humor eminem has and they started laughing at me and told me how it really goes... That was one of the most embarrasing moments in my life.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/10/2003 10:20 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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