And little early birdie gave my anus curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.

The story:

Ten minutes ago, in a discussion about horribly bad song lyrics, I mentioned how bizarre "Blinded By the Light" was, in that the misunderstood line above seemed to imply homosexuality. I was swiftly corrected, and now the song makes a lot more sense, though the implicated connection to "wrapped up like a douche" was amusing for the duration of my confusion.