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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And let me build a bridge
    For cannon to reach the castle
    And let me set the battle moose on fire

    Artist: Sting
    Real Lyric: Then let me build a bridgeFor I cannot fill the chasmAnd let me set the battlements on fire

    The story:

    Twenty years plus, and I had never gotten around to looking up the actual lyrics to this song until today, when someone quoted the accurate version in an article and it rang familiar. No, I never had any idea what a "battle moose" was supposed to be or why it would be productive to set it on fire, but I just figured it was some kind of slang.

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