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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And it feels like having sex with a train

    Artist: The Offspring
    Song: Gone Away
    Real Lyric: And it feels like heaven's so far away

    The story:

    A former roomate and I were on a road trip, and I overheard him singing it this way. I inquired as to whether or not he knew the correct lyrics, and he said that indeed he knew they were wrong. Appearently, the first time he heard them, he thought he heard the "sex with a train" part, and thought it was worth repeating. It was a regular joke after that.

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