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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And in my arkus-carcass, she is standing right in front of me

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Let It Be
    Real Lyric: And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me

    The story:

    When I was five or six, I had the whole song arranged a capella -- I'd make mouth noises for the solo and everything ... I thought an arkus-carcass had something to do with one's torso. A few years later, I thought it through and realized that although "carcass" was a perfectly legitimate English word, "arkus" really wasn't, prompting me to revisit the lyrics.

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