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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And if your head explodes with Avogadro's tune
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

    The story:

    As an engineering student in college, I could just picture Roger
    Waters thinking about Avogadro's number (the number of
    atoms/molecules in a mole - 6.02 x 10^23) while doing some
    interesting drugs, and "hearing" Avogadro's number as if it were a
    melody. The thought kind of makes my head explode, and I totally
    thought this was Waters' inspiration for a very cool rock lyric.

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