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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And if my thought-dreams could be seen
    They'd probably flick my head, and I'd get off clean.

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: And if my thought-dreams could be seenThey’d probably put my head in a guillotineBut it’s alright, Ma, it’s life, and life only

    The story:

    I was riding to school on the bus with the Blood on the Tracks cassette in my walkman...listening to the song for about the 100th time. The embarrassing part was when I blurted out: GUILLOTINE! when I finally realized what he was saying. Now that got some looks...

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