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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I married a dude, my friends.

    Artist: Zac Brown Band
    Song: Toes
    Real Lyric: And I bid adieu to my friends

    The story:

    I knew it was highly unlikely that what I heard was
    true, but I absolutely cannot hear the accurate
    lyrics. I've listened to it over and over again, but
    I still hear Zac Brown telling his friends that he
    married a dude. However, before I was told what the
    true lyrics were, my roommate caught me singing my
    version in the shower. It boggled her for a moment
    and she asked if that's what the real lyrics were. I
    said of course!

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