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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I began to pray

    Real Lyric: And I pretend to pray

    The story:

    Every time I sang along to the song, I would always sing my misheard line. It made sense to me that the guy would begin to pray after getting down on his knees. I was looking up the lyrics to this song and I realized that I had been singing it wrong. I still think my version is better than the original.

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    Pretend or pretended? Usually sounds like John sings "pretend", and Cass sings "pretended". The context (got down... and) clearly calls for pretended, while the meter clearly calls for pretend. When I write the lyric down, I usually write "pretend'd".

    grosbach Feb 25, 2013 1:40 pm