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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And I am mashes. I am Jesus.

    Artist: Jann Arden
    Real Lyric: And I am ashes. I am Jesus.

    The story:

    The dumb thing is I knew that I was hearing them wrong. When my wife and i go on driving vacations she always makes up CD's to listen to. his one of Jann Arden always shows up. So, on one particular day, I stupidly asked her what the real lyrics are because all i could hear is "I am mashes." Ever since then, that song always appears on the CD's and she makes a point of emphasizing the word "Mashes" to me every time it is in the song, which seems like a lot.

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