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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And here's to you, Mrs Robinson—
    She's a slut much more than you could know,
    You ho, ho, ho...

    Real Lyric: And here's to you, Mrs Robinson—Jesus loves you more than you could know,Woah, woah, woah...

    The story:

    On a minibus, during a trip with some friends from the university chaplaincy, the song was one of the tracks on a CD our driver had brought. I sang my version loudly, and expressed surprise that Simon and Garfunkel would write such risqué lyrics. It took a while for the laughter to die down, and every time it came on again they would remember.

    Interestingly, some people were almost taken in by my version, since it sort of makes sense in the context of "The Graduate"...

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