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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And have you hold my thighs

    Artist: Aerosmith
    Real Lyric: And have you home by five



    The story:

    This is actually my brother's embarrassing moment, but this form doesn't have a "your brother" option. We were listening to this song, and he turned to me and said, "Steven Tyler must really want you to hold his thighs." I gave him a very, very strange look, and it took me a minute to figure out what he was talking about. I then started laughing at him. Still am, actually, over 10 years later.

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