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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes...

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Penny Lane
    Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears, and in my eyes...



    The story:

    I had never seen the name of the song, and I sang my version (unaccompanied) for a girl named Elaine that I was flirting with. She laughed because she thought I was being clever. A month later, I saw my dad's "1" album with "Penny Lane" on it, and I'm like "which is that", and he sang it for me...and I realized how ignorant I really was... I hope Elaine never found out!

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