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    And dream Jamaica is a pygmyon size...

    Real Lyric: And dream Jamaica is a big neon sign

    The story:

    I actually thought there was a word "pygmyon" meaning like a pygmy. I even used it in schoolyard taunts. I was like 9 when this song came out, and when I heard it years later I realized my mistake, and that "pygmyon" was not a word, either.

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    Same for me - "a pigmy on size", a reference to Jamaica's status as a smaller island perhaps??

    golfslob Dec 16, 2011 5:09 pm