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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And as I lay there gazing at this guy,
    My butt is numb and my throat is dry.

    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Song: The Trooper
    Real Lyric: And as I lay there gazing at the sky,My body's numb and my throat is dry.



    The story:

    At the time I was still learning the lyrics just by
    ear...Though I didn't know the real lyrics I was
    still pretty sure the song wasn't meant to have any
    homoerotic implications. Still found it funny
    though.

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