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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hush
    And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your bush

    Artist: Van Morrison
    Song: Moondance
    Real Lyric: And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hushAnd all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush

    The story:

    I was at my girlfriends house for Sunday dinner with her whole family, we were sitting around in the lounge room, Van Morrison was playing in the background(not that loud). I grew up listening to Moondance and Astral Weeks so when i heard Moondance playing i thought I'd be the man and impress my "in-laws" by quietly singing along, just loud enough however that they could hear that i knew the words...The rest, as they say is history, i was immediately pulled up for my glaring mistake and subsequently mocked for the rest of the night. Needless to say I was sufficiently embarrassed at the time but to be honest, i still sing those incorrect lyrics to this day.

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