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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    and all the little ants are marching, red and black and two are waving...

    Real Lyric: and all the little ants are marching, red and black antenna waving...

    The story:

    I was watching the 3D concert movie and though I have heard this song hundreds of times, it might have been the 3D that finally made it clear to me. I had a glimmer first of "oh, I always thought it was 'two are waving', what an idiot I am, its actually 'TEN are waving'. Then, "oh wait a minute, its 'antenna' waving!" I guess I thought Dave was talking about friendly ants.

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