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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "An emigration from New York
    You made a dog piss from eating cork."

    Artist: Sex Pistols
    Song: New York
    Real Lyric: "An imitation from New YorkYou're made in Japan from cheese and chalk."

    The story:

    This was actually how my friend misheard the lyric. It seemed an odd lyric, but was never sure how the real lyric went. A few years ago, I saw a 'guitar chord' book for the "Never Mind the Bollocks" album, which included lyrics. So that is how I found out what they were really singing.

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