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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All we are saying is give Jesus pants

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: All we are saying is give peace a chance

    The story:

    In my grade school choir, I thought myself quite ahead of the curve, since I already knew the song. With my naturally c**ky attitude, I volunteered to sing it in front of the class so they could benefit from my knowledge... I knew something was wrong when the teacher fell off her chair laughing.

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    Apart from being a mondegreen, it is also a near-perfect spoonerism... Well done, kid !

    Cecile Nov 26, 2011 12:41 pm