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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All the people, so many people,
    Old and handicapped,
    hand in hand through their parklife

    Artist: Blur
    Song: Parklife
    Real Lyric: All the people, so many people,all go hand in hand,hand in hand through their parklife
    The story:

    When I questioned the lyrics (while waiting for a nightbus, still slurred speech) after a night clubbing with friends. Trying to be very politically correct, as I work with a disabled person, disappointed and outraged that Blur would use such a word as handicapped!

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