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    All the other people with their f**ked-up kids

    Real Lyric: All the other kids with their pumped up kicks

    The story:

    Even if I AM a museum piece, I like to keep up with music and my daughters all have the latest songs as "hold music" on their phones. So one day I call my daughter and she has a new song. I had heard it before, so I started to sing. She answers the phone to hear her own mother singing "All the other people with their f**ked-up kids..." and just about goes into hysterics. When she could finally talk she goes "MOM! It's "pumped up kicks"!! I wanted to go crawl in a hole somewhere.

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