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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All she needs is an all-night spaa

    Artist: Blondie
    Real Lyric: All she needs is an old knife scar

    The story:

    I was with a group of say, 12 friends at school. I was sharing ear phones with my girlfriend whilst listening to 'Rip her to Shreds'. We were both singing aload when we reached 'all she needs is an old knife scar' and sang 'all she needs is an all-night spaa'. Once everybody corrected me I was a lil' embarrased, but we all agreed that my new lyrics were far more fitting to the song!

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