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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All night long I do feng shui

    Artist: Take That
    Song: Pray
    Real Lyric: All I do each night is pray

    The story:

    I didn't really know what feng shui was, so I was singing along for ages.
    La la la la feng shui and then my parents kept saying that no songwriter with commen sense would write such a thing, so then I was listening close and thought it was "all I do is shine milk trays".....well that was worse, so I just bought the c.d. and was put out of my misery.

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    I had tears of laughter rolling down my face when I read this! Thanks for sharing!!!

    toddlegirl Nov 16, 2009 5:17 pm