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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All I know
    You've got to run to win
    And I'll be damned the f*cking c*nt
    Upon the line

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: All I knowYou've got to run to winAnd I'll be damned if I getCaught up on the lineHEY!

    The story:

    I asked how on earth they could play this song on the radio with those kind of lyrics and all my friends just stared at me. Then they burst out laughing and called me a dumbass.

    I will say that my version kicks **s compared to the original. If I were to say those lyrics, I would definitely want to punctuate it with an enthusiastic HEY! at the end. So it works.

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