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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All around old Gay P*rn
    ships of the morn
    Some who wish they'd never been born
    They are the ghosts of Gay P*rn
    Fal deral da riddle de rum
    With a rim dim diddy
    And a rum dum dum
    Sailing away at the break of morn
    They are the ghost

    Real Lyric: All around old Cape HornShips of the line, ships of the mornSome who wish they'd never been bornThey are the ghosts of Cape Horn Fal deral da riddle de rumWith a rim dim diddyAnd a rum dum dumSailing away at the break of mornThey are the ghosts of Cape Horn

    The story:

    I heard the song recently & went to youtube to listen again. when I searched for it & say the title is when I realised I was hearing the lyrics wrong.

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