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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Al the zombie is here to stay
    Al the zombie is on his way

    Artist: Elvis Costello
    Real Lyric: Oliver's army is here to stayOliver's army are on their way

    The story:

    It was my girlfriend who thought these were the lyrics, we
    were out in the pub with my girlfriend, only the 3rd or 4th time
    they had met, when this song came on and we all started to
    sing along (a little drunkenly). When it got to the chorus, my
    girlfriend sang these lyrics quite loudly, the 3 of us just turned
    round and looked at her before bursting out laughing. It took
    me a good 5 mins to calm down enough to explain that 'al
    the zombie' is a bit wrong...though she'd been singing about
    him for years!

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