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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ain't nothin' gonna break my spine!
    Ain't nothing gonna slow me down!
    Oh no! I've got to keep on moving!

    Artist: Matthew Wilder
    Real Lyric: Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride! Ain't nothing gonna slow me down! Oh no! I've got to keep on moving!



    The story:

    Well, geez, at the time, I was younger than a teen and was singing it in front of a bunch of other kids when everyone began laughing. I still didn't really believe them until I saw the lyrics myself in a music store!! This happened at the same time I was listening (and mishearing) another song... I seemed doomed to ever get a lyric correct on my own and thus began a complex that has lasted well into my adulthood about singing in public, whether I know the words or NOT!! Heh heh!

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