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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ain't no woman after what I've got

    Artist: Four Tops
    Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got

    The story:

    In my earlier years when I heard it that way, I was thinking, this poor guy has lots of money, and maybe a nice house and a cool car, but the ladies aren't interested.

    It was only a few weeks before I found out the real words, but 5 years ago I told my son what I thought the words were at first - he gasped in horror thinking that "what I've got" meant what the guy had in his pants. :o

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