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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ah ! A jumped-up country boy
    Who never knew his place
    He simply turned away
    He knows so much about this place
    He knows so much about this place

    Artist: The Smiths
    Song: This Charming Man
    Real Lyric: Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boyWho never knew his placeHe said "return the ring"He knows so much about these thingsHe knows so much about these things

    The story:

    The moment of revelation was not that embarassing... I'd always doubted myself and been too lazy too look at the inlay card of my CDs for the lyrics and I looked online and realised I was wrong... Bad thing is I've been singing it like that for ages and I'd consider myself a pretty big Smiths/Morrissey fan... Now I feel foolish...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/6/2003 2:34 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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