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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Admiral Halsey notified Pete, he had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep.

    Artist: Paul McCartney
    Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea

    The story:

    when the song was popular i heard it on my crappy little AM transistor radio. it wasn't until decades later that i learned the correct lyrics. only embarrassing to myself really. my big sister was amused when i told her what i thought it was in the '70s. she was amused as she had started using pot then.

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