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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Admiral Halsey notified me
    He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep

    Artist: Paul McCartney
    Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified meHe had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea



    The story:

    It happened only a few years ago, when I bought McCartney's greatest hits CD and read the lyrics for the first time. And I was in my early forties! While my version is incorrect, at least it isn't nonsensical. Many people bathe before bed.

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